The Errors Of A Girl Made Through Cooking: Part Four: Uhh, Phoenix We May Have A Problem Here---
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Disclaimer: If you have any liking towards Franziska Von Karma, you may not want to read on. Heh heh heh----
Having my house cleaned isn't nearly as big a shock as what
happened next. It's not quite that
shocking to have someone going through my stuff and asking "What is this?" I've dealt with that kind
of stuff all my life, being a messy person---Anyways, what happened next was far worse than any cleaning debacle. The
worst part was, I gave the suggestion. Not in a direct way at first but----Well, I don't know what I'll tell Phoenix. *Sigh.*
Lying on one of the tables set out for the barbeque was a whip when Maya and I
got home. Why it wasn't stolen I'll never
know----It looked like it was worth a lot of money.
"Well, only one person that could have left it
here," Maya said.
"Yeah I know----Too bad I can't just call Angel and
Devil out from within the house to shred it up, or else I'd wind up paying for
it and-," I started but then Maya cut me off with her calling of the two
energetic kittens.
"Angel! Devil! I got a toy for you!" Maya
exclaimed.
"They're in the apartment anyway," I said.
"Actually, she did whip you, so let's give her what's
coming to her!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's the spirit! Now, where's your key?"
Maya asked.
"Somewhere in my purse----Hang on a second----," I
said starting to rifle through a very disorganized purse.
With that, Maya looking horrified, grabbed the purse and
held the whip in the other hand and dumped the entire contents onto the ground. I quickly picked up several
receipts, loose change, the key-----well you get the idea.
Once the door had been unlocked the orange and black kittens
started meowing at us.
"They must have heard you, here, let me do the honors,
since I feel very strongly about how evil she is," I said.
"No way! I'm doing it, she whipped me, not you!" Maya
exclaimed.
From the time it took to exchange those words, Devil my
black boy kitten had grabbed the whip, and was eagerly tearing it to shreds
with Angel the orange girl kitten.
"Wait----Now, I'm going to have to pay for this," I said.
"Don't worry, perhaps Phoenix can pay," Maya said.
After that, we both shrugged and cleaned the house. However,
the next day we had both fallen asleep on the couch and there was a knocking at
the door.
"Who is it?" I asked yawning.
"Why do I have a bill
for this? When did Franziska's whip go missing and is
it still in one piece?" asked an irritated Phoenix.
"Leah's kittens destroyed it," Maya said.
"Well, I'm not
paying for a replacement, she can deal with it," Phoenix said from behind
the door.
At that point a new era began. Franziska
without her whip turned out to be the
biggest scaredy cat around. Without her whip to make
people afraid, they weren't afraid of her
anymore. Things could only get better for Phoenix and the rest of us. As for
the future----Who knows what it holds?