Cherry
stalked in like a particularly disgruntled force of nature, the same red-trimmed
whites and ferocious glare as always. She gripped the witness stand -- Phoenix
could nearly hear her teeth grind.
"If
she's so eager to testify," Maya muttered, "She could at least look a
little happier about it."
"Witness,"
Edgeworth began, "Your name and occ--"
"You
paper shufflers have a helluva lot of nerve, d'you have any idea how
pickle-packin' hard it is working a lunch rush?!"
Edgeworth's
eye twitched.
"I
assure you, this will be over as quickly as possible," he ground out,
"Now, your name and occupation?"
"Ten-forty-frickin'-seven
AM," Cherry spat, "Creme fraiche on a buckwheat blini! Call me in here right
before lunch rush, I've got half an hour, tops, before the frickin' hordes
trample the place and my apprentice with it, the poor cheese-for-brains!"
Edgeworth
tightened a fist against his stand.
"Ms. LaFlamme--"
"How
many times do I have to tell you, it's Chef!" Straightening, tucking a
scruffy braid under her cap, she announced, "Chef Cherry LaFlamme. Owner
and head chef of the Orchard bistro." And she eyed the courtroom as though
anyone would disagree.
"Chef LaFlamme's
business," Edgeworth informed the court, centipede-holding tone returning,
"Is situated across the street from Foster Park, with a clear view of the
forest's edge and anyone fleeing from it. She was present in the restaurant
before and during its lunch service on the day of the murder."
"Lunch
sounds good," the Judge mused, and nodded. "Very well, Ms.
LaFlamme--"
"Chef! Apicius help me, get
it right!"
Settling
from his impressive flinch reflex, the Judge said, "Err, yes, of course.
Chef LaFlamme. This court won't keep you longer than necessary, so please give
your testimony on the events of Tuesday morning."
Cherry
nodded -- settling from boiling to simmering.
And
this was it -- any sharp word could be something to turn against Cherry, the slightest
hesitation a sign of weakness. Phoenix settled his palms on the stand, wide and
braced.
Then
he noticed the white hum of static, mild in his head -- and in his ear.
"I
spent the morning doing prep for service," Cherry began in a business-like
snap.
"Hold
it," Phoenix called. He leaned forward, and poked the communicator node as
casually as his panic-clumsy hand could manage. "Could you be more
specific?"
If
he had forgotten what it was like to be skewered by Cherry's glare, he
certainly remembered now.
"What's-your-face,
Wright? Potato-forkin' nosy little--"
"Chef
LaFlamme," the Judge said, a rare note of authority in his voice,
"The defense has a point. What do you mean by prep?"
"Basic
prep for service," she grated, "Of all the egg-coddling-- Cutting
vegetables! Filling the sauces, searing more filet! I was in the kitchen working with food, d'you need it simpler
than that?"
"Err,
no," Phoenix muttered, "Thank you."
"Interference,"
came Foxx's voice -- the sound of relief, "Sorry, Phoenix." Maybe they needed more metatreble
resistors.
Straightening
-- glaring equally between both sides of the court now, Cherry went on, "I
cooked for the lunch rush, and you'd better believe it was busy. Stuck in the
kitchen all fritter-flippin' morning and half the afternoon, my assistant did
the serving. And I went to the downstairs fridges for supplies once -- that was
when I saw 'im."
"That's
not what she told us," Maya murmured: she smiled.
True,
it was full of contradictions already, but where was Cherry going with it?
Phoenix waited.
"Just
a peek of the guy out the window but he was muttering about offing
someone." And Cherry hunched again, and hissed, "Good thing the cops
showed up, I don't put up with any frickin' capers on my property!"
Phoenix
tapped his chin. "You say you saw
... who out the window?"
"The
guy!" Cherry flailed an arm in Stewart's general direction.
"Him!"
"Perhaps
a floor map--" and Edgeworth gestured to the baliffs, prompting another
round of handouts, "--Of Ms. LaFlamme's restaurant might help."
"Chef! For jus-sauced roast crying out loud!"
The
simple lines of walls and doorways matched Phoenix's memory, and brought pots
and yellowed plaster to mind -- as well as an old, greasy little window.
"This
is the window you're talking about, Chef LaFlamme?" Phoenix asked,
"On the west wall, by the stairwell?"
"Yeah.
You saw it when you were in there making a nuisance of yourself, didn't you,
Wright?"
Cherry's
smirk was no improvement over her grimace.
"Did
you try that window? To see if it opens?" Phoenix muttered -- to Maya, to
Foxx, it didn't matter. The hinges had looked done like dinner but Phoenix
didn't know that.
"I
didn't?" Maya wondered, "I don't think I did ..."
Foxx
paused. "I ... can have an Agent there ASAP to check?"
"Don't
worry, Foxx," and Phoenix settled his palms on the stand, "I think I
can do this another way."
"Yeah,"
and Maya lifted eager fists, "There's more than one way to skin it!"
"Anybody
who worked for me and yapped this much," Cherry grumbled, "Would get
a size ten steel-toe right in the frickin' cornhole."
"Cornhole?"
The Judge perked up. "I always used to play at the county fair, it's
delightful!"
"I
believe," Edgeworth drawled, examining his files like the very picture of
grace, "She's referring to a different sort of cornhole, Your
Honour."
"Uhh,"
Phoenix tried -- because this was an all new plane of not needing to
know, "If we can get back to the point ..." He slammed his palms on the stand. "Chef
LaFlamme. You say you were in the kitchen for the entire lunch service, except
for one trip downstairs."
"Yeah,
you got a beef with that?"
"I
do!" And Phoenix pointed, "Because it contradicts what your assistant
told me!"
"What,"
Cherry growled, her hands hard claws on the stand's wood, "You think he
has a thing to do with this?!"
"Your
assistant said that you serve the customers. More specifically, he said that
you served customers during that lunch service, and here's the proof!"
Phoenix
slapped the customer-serving side rag on top of the defense stand.
"This
is one of your side rags, Chef LaFlamme."
"Side
towel," Cherry
snapped, "Clove-peelin' hell, you'd give Emeril a headache." "Whatever they're called, they're
important to a chef, you're even carrying them now!"
Cherry's
hand flew to her apron strings full of towels and tongs; her eyes narrowed.
"According
to your assistant," Phoenix went on, "You change your towels
regularly, without fail. This towel is from Tuesday morning, and it has
multiple coffee stains on it -- why would that be if you weren't serving
customers?"
A
murmur fluttered through the gallery; the Judge quickly silenced it with a
strike of his gavel.
"Chef
LaFlamme," he said, low and grim, "Perjury is a serious
offense."
She
waved a hand. "So I messed up the details a bit! Here, I'll go over it
again if it's such honey-glazin' big deal!"
"Please
do."
"Fine,"
Cherry began at a snap, "I made the food and served the customers,
I do it all the time, it's not like servers around here know their glasses from
their elbows. Haven't seen a lunch service that busy in months but with
Dempster backing me up, I manage."
The
Judge blinked. "Dempster?"
"Her
assistant, Your Honour," Edgeworth supplied. And then he turned cool gaze
to Cherry. "If you could get to the point, Ms. LaFlamme? What you
saw?"
Most
of Cherry's reply was ground to powder between her teeth -- it had something to
do with Edgeworth's I.Q. and with an unpleasant use for salami.
"They
really don't get along, do they," Maya wondered.
Edgeworth
and Cherry certainly didn't -- but, Phoenix wondered, hadn't Edgeworth dealt
with worse? And remembered finer details than a chef's title?
"What
I frickin' saw," Cherry hissed, "Was Blondie over there running like
heck."
Lazily
lifting a sheet, Edgeworth glanced sideways to Cherry. "I don't see how
that relates to what you heard."
"Heard?
I didn't hear any--" Cherry shook her head suddenly. "Everybody shut
your pieholes for a sec, d'you wanna hear this or not?!"
Cherry
contradicting herself, the faint smirk stirring on Edgeworth--
"He
wants to know what she's hiding, too," Phoenix murmured. That had to be
it: the more Cherry stumbled -- the more she was needled and hounded -- the
more truth she would spill.
"If
he's setting you up for a shot," Foxx said, "Then take it."
Phoenix
couldn't agree more.
Clenching
fists, Cherry took a steadying breath and spat, "Look, I saw the guy
running out of the forest. he came through the trees and crossed the road into
my alleyway, it had to be him!"
"Hold
it," Phoenix called, "If you were so busy, why would you notice
that?"
"Why...
What?"
Phoenix
rubbed his chin. "You were cooking and waiting tables, mostly by yourself.
Why would you stop and watch out the window?"
"I-I--"
Cherry huffed, a cat with hackles rising. "I was wiping down the far
window table, and I just happened to look up and see him. Look on his face like
the world was ending, I don't know why, I just did! And if you've got a cheese-gratin'
problem with that,
Wright--"
"I
believe the issue here," Edgeworth broke in, "Isn't why Ms. LaFlamme
happened to see the defendant, but what she did see."
The
Judge hummed. "I agree. Why don't you begin your testimony again, Chef
LaFlamme, and maybe there won't be so many interruptions this time."
"I
think he's talking to you, Nick," Maya said, and poked at him.
For
once, the witness stand hysterics weren't Phoenix's fault -- mostly -- but
Cherry was only tightening, only glaring harder. The right moment drew closer.
"I--
The table--"
With
a shake of her head, Cherry tried again.
"The
guy running, he was running out of the trees. And I looked up again and he was
half across the street. Wearing dark clothes, I didn't notice anything else."
"Hold
it! You only noticed dark clothing? How do you know it was the defendant,
then?"
"I
just do, Wright," she spat, "Perch-poaching--"
"Objection!"
Phoenix
started, and met Edgeworth's gaze across the court -- he remembered the court
and their sparring matches and everything but Cherry's cracking armor.
"Mr.
Wright," Edgeworth said, and stared cool, level, "The defendant was
wearing a black suit at the time of his arrest, and was running from Foster
Park, if you'll recall. Ms. LaFlamme's testimony matches him exactly."
"Objection!"
Phoenix replied, bracing to match him, "She didn't say a dark suit, she
said dark clothing! That could be anyone!"
"Objection!
Mr. Lowe was the only dark-clothed individual sighted running at that
time!"
"Objection!
With a testimony that vague, she could have just guessed!"
"Confection," Cherry snarled,
"I'm not here to be called a frickin' liar!"
The
gavel cracked.
"Enough,"
the Judge decided, "The individual Chef LaFlamme saw sounds somewhat like
the defendant. But I wouldn't call that account decisive. Do you see anything
else relevant about her testimony, Mr. Wright?"
If
Cherry saw someone running, quite specifically leaving the forest--
"She
hasn't been told about the murder scene, has she," Maya wondered,
"Mr. Edgeworth wouldn't tell her."
"Oh,
good point," Foxx added, "It hasn't been mentioned in the trial
yet."
And
if Cherry knew that kind of detail...
"There
is something relevant, Your Honour," Phoenix said, and turned back to the
witness stand, "Chef LaFlamme."
"What
now?"
This
was what they needed -- Cherry cornered and riled and shaking too hard to hold
a lie together. He could nearly hear the magatama's tune, nearly see Cherry's
red-hot frustration and hear her chains.
"You
say you saw Morna Beasley's killer leaving the scene of the crime, through the
park's trees."
"Yeah."
Immediate, and Cherry's ugly smirk returned. "You like those apples,
Wright?"
"Did
he take any kind of path or walkway?"
"No,
straight through the bushes and muddy junk."
"That
does match the footprints found at the scene of the crime," Edgeworth
added, "As well as the dirt traces found in the defendant's shoes."
So
Cherry's story was equal parts lies and telling truth -- there was only one
possible reason for it.
"You
do know how the killer left the scene of the crime," Phoenix mused,
"Tell me this, Chef LaFlamme: did you know the victim, Ms. Beasley?"
"I--"
And Cherry tightened suddenly, sudden realization ice-flashing in her eyes.
"Old lady, wasn't she?"
"Yes,
and she was part of a bridge club." Phoenix put hands to his hips.
"Maybe you're familiar with a ladies' bridge club?"
"So
what, a bunch of crotchety old biddies!"
An
instant of silence fell stony over the court; Cherry shook her head, hard, and
the red-spiking aura grew around her.
"I
mean," she spat, shaking now, "I've served them a couple of times.
Before. So bacon-barding help me if I don't need the money that bad,
they're-- You try pandering to every picky tea-swilling old bore that comes in!
Offer 'em pheasant, they'd rather have grouse!"
"J's
tapping," Foxx murmured, "Rhythm's off .. not like normal. She's terrified,
Phoenix."
And
he believed it -- Cherry feared for her restaurant, loved it and fought for it,
suffered every day and would have someone else take the fall.
"It
sounds to me like you know the bridge club," Phoenix said -- so close now,
all he needed to do was nudge, "And you don't like them."
"How
could I?!" Cherry shoved a braid out of her face, viciously shaking her
head. "You don't get it, t-there have to be lines, if I didn't take a
frickin' stand then crows like them'd just--"
"Take
a stand? Why would you do that?"
"I
had to!" Panic
speared high through her voice, "Damnit, Wright, caramel-coated
croque-en-bouche, they talk about the place like it's just any greasy dive, you
should hear the rumours those crones spread around but they keep stock-stewin'
coming back, what's a respectable chef supposed to do?!"
"You
turned away one of the bridge club ladies on the morning of the murder, you
told me so yourself. Ms. Beasley was one of those ladies, and you recognized
her by name. With a grudge like that," and Phoenix pointed at her, called
it out fierce, "You're Morna Beasley's killer!"
Cherry
screeched, an elastic's snap ringing through the court, hands flying to her
stung eye.
"Chickenplucker!"
And
the gallery's roar swallowed everything, the Judge hammering distant. Seconds
swam past and Phoenix looked across to Edgeworth -- his gaze was thoughtful,
unreadable.
"Order!
Order in the court!"
Quiet
trickled back, and the Judge set his gavel
down.
"This
is a grave accusation," he mused, "But it definitely has merit."
"Beer-batter
your stinkin' wiener schnitzel," Cherry hissed, swiftly replaiting a
braid.
The
Judge blinked. "Chef LaFlamme, please watch your language. And Mr.
Edgeworth, your thoughts on this?"
Too
slightly to see -- Phoenix only knew that it happened -- Edgeworth
straightened.
"There
is a motive at work here," he said, "The prosecution acknowledges
this."
"Hey!"
Yanking an elastic from around her wrist, securing the braid, Cherry returned
to her stand-gripping bristle. "The hell's this?!"
"Mr.
Wright. Do elaborate on your theory -- I suppose Ms. LaFlamme knew the
murderer's exact path through the woods because she was the one taking that
path."
"She
wears big shoes, too," Maya murmured.
"Large
for a woman," Foxx agreed.
Perfect
-- he had nearly forgotten.
Phoenix
nodded, and replied, "She did leave through the trees. And didn't Chef
LaFlamme mention her size ten shoes earlier?" Along with the charming
things she'd do with them.
Edgeworth
looked to Cherry, "The witness's footwear could be analyzed for soil
traces, and for exact size match."
"What?!"
Cherry huffed, and looked between them, wide-eyed, "T-that-- No!"
"And
if the murder weapon," Edgeworth went on, "Was a item the murderer
carried ...?"
Phoenix
looked to Cherry's hip -- to her chef's full apron strings -- and knew that
answer.
"If
I may direct the court's attention to Chef LaFlamme's tongs, hanging from her
apron," he said, "She carries those the same way she carries side
towels. Look at the base of those tongs, they're not hinge-styled, they're like
a hairpin -- curved! They're the size and shape of the missing murder
weapon!"
"I-I--"
Cherry spluttered, one hand brushing her twin pairs of tongs; they flashed
menacing. "Cheesecake!"
"What's
more," and Phoenix patted the bagged towel once, produced the lab's
results on it. "Chef LaFlamme's side towel from Tuesday morning has green
soy-based ink. More than a trace, in fact, enough to smear. That's more than
enough to leave a trace on Ms. Beasley's sweater."
"How
can you--" Cherry clutched her head, shook it and growled. "All
this-- Edgeworth! Who the hell's side are you on?!"
"Chef
LaFlamme." Edgeworth's quiet steel filled the room. "I seek only the
truth."
He
even spared a glance for Phoenix.
"If
you think you have any idea what that is," and Cherry's voice
shot high again, wobbled and hardened back to a snarl as she clenched her
fists, "Baloney, all of it, you don't even know--
"Cherry!"
That
voice was familiar but stronger, echoing off the ceilings. Volumes flashed
through Cherry's eyes as she looked to the gallery. "Dempster?!" she shouted, "Just who's watching
the Orchard?!"
There
was Barley, leaning over the balcony, hat crushed into his hand and that
impossible determination trembling on his face.
"I-I
locked up! I ha--"
"The
hell do you think you're doing?! If we miss a rush--"
"It
doesn't matter," Barley cried, with years' worth of courage, "You can't
do this anymore! Can't you see yourself, c-can't you hear it, I do every day
and you're not the p-person I f-- I w-won't let you-- Tell the truth, Cherry!"
It
was quiet, while Cherry's throat worked and her knuckles went white and her
face twisted, hurt to rage and back again.
"No,"
she hissed, "No, no, no, goddamnit, I-I can't--"
Her voice cracked. And Cherry LaFlamme bolted from the courtroom.